Who can say who the real Batman is? Who is your favorite Spider-man? Can you believe how many Spider-men there have already been? Live action superhero films were always expected to be low quality, and a lot of the time, they were. That is, unless they were Batman or Spider-man. Not only did Batman from 1989 show people that superhero films can be not only awesome but also gritty, but Spider-man fired off the superhero genre in serious film. Batman, Blade, X-men and Spider-man finally proved, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that modern superhero movies can be fantastic! (Okay, no, there has not been a really good Fantastic 4 movie, but that's a subject for later) Excelsior!
This will be a look at multiple movies, because there are many different series, even if there are even more actors. Somehow, Batman and Batman Return are in the same series as Batman Forever and Batman and Robin. Many will say that Pattinson or Bale are the real Batman, and there are even a few that would count Affleck with that title. These are all valid choices. Even if Kilmer wasn't the best Batman, we still love him and hope his family and friends remember him fondly.
Batman Returns
No, friends, here we recognize Michael Keaton as the real Batman. We've taken a fairly close look at the 1989 title already, and it's most assuredly winning him some points in this race, but many would argue that Batman Returns is his magnum opus. Getting personal for a moment, this movie just lacked a lot of tact and taste. Seriously, I liked those Burger King toys that came out with the movie, but they got shelved because this movie was very vulgar and graphic for children. Still, there is no denying its quality and it is still Michael Keaton.
Batman doesn't bag as many bodies in this title, but there is no shortage of villain death at his hands. He lights a guy on fire and makes another one explode! The dark tone to this movie is not undershot by Michelle Pfeiffer, who is absolutely flawless in execution. She even learned how to use a whip to near perfection for this role and that just proves her dedication. Her performance is also irreplaceable.
Then there's Christopher Walken! He is always awesome and kills any argument against this movie. He is so calm throughout this entire movie, and yet he is so sadistic that he will kill someone to gain business advantages and/or silence them for finding out the many illegal acts of fraud and embezzlement. Seriously, this guy makes a guy in a batsuit look sane.
The action set pieces are awesome, but the look of a thousand penguins in mechinized kamikaze rockets is just haunting. They make the circus henchmen out to be colorful and have their own gimmick. One guy played by Vincent Shiavelli uses a monkey, while a very pale woman uses a very tiny dog who is able to catch a batarang. Penguin had a decent plan to become mayor. He just screwed with the wrong bat!
I love how Bruce Wayne was the only one who was skeptical of Cobblepot, knowing he wasn't doing what he said he was doing. It really plays into Batman being a detective and it also pushes him to his limits. When the Batmobile comes under the control of a transmitter, it's just fun to see how Batman counters Penguin's strikes. He even strikes back by ruining his speech for mayor.
While it is not my favorite title, it is still a beloved relic of when movies did their own thing and had their own artistic style. It's a shame that Burton was removed for the threequel and Keaton left when Burton wasn't on board as director. This movie was very dark, but it seems like he could have been asked to reign it in a bit. Either way, what we got with Joel Schumacher was at least good for a laugh from another old friend who seemed to genuinely be a good human being.
Spider-man
Tobey Mcguire had some very large shoes to fill when it came to the character he was taking on in 2002. There was a lot of expectation in the Sam Raimi directed summer blockbuster film. And bust that block it did, because Spider-man was a massive hit. It was yet another piece of evidence that superhero movies were capable of being awesome and garner praise from both fans and critics while making them truckloads of money. To put it bluntly, this movie is kind of weird, but in a very good way. Somehow, they went slightly old school comic book with the dialogue style and the world. A lot of the dialogue can sound stilted or unnatural, but somehow, still fit into this very... different reality.
Peter is likeable, and it's good that he's not just pushed around, he is known to fight back to some extent. The character moments where he gets bit by the spider and becomes arrogant does kind of come out of nowhere, but it is evident throughout his entire fight with Macho Man Randy Savage, who is wrestling under the name BOOOOOOONE SAWWWWWW!!!! Macho Man never looked so awesome as he did when he made a cameo appearance in the very first Spider-man movie.
It was a shame to lose Cliff Robertson, as his character Uncle Ben, but that's how the story goes. The movie follows along with the origins of Spider-man rather well, and of course they put a more modern spin on it. The costume we know and love comes about after his uncle's murderer accidentally falls to his death. Yes, it would have been nice to have the original introduction to the costume, but with the tragedy that happened, it's probably a good idea that they nixed it.
The Green Goblin with Wilem Dafoe is a standout performance. That is saying something when it comes to this cast, because everyone pulls their weight, but Dafoe is so cartoonishly evil, you can't help but love to hate the hell out of him. His tech looks really cool, with the pumpkins looking very futuristic, but yes, the mask is rather overly cartoonish. This is not a wussy version of the Goblin that just explodes to harm people or cause headaches. He flat out kills people with his pumpkin bombs and they still get away with it being not all that brutal.
Then there is Kirstin Dunst, yes, we must talk about her. In retrospect, it probably could have gone better with their relationship. As it stands, it's a bit more of a fairytale relationship by comparison to the comic book's relationship between them. Still, in the first movie, they screw it up still, yes, but at least she didn't know he was Spider-man, yet. The relationship they have throughout the film may not have been the healthiest one, but it was certainly cinematic.
The love scenes are fun, the action scenes slap, when it comes right down to it, this movie is solid all around. The extras' acting could use a bit more direction in some cases, other than the true Raimi form in bringing in Bruce Campbell for a cameo. He announced the match for Spider-man vs Bone Saw. Yet another memorable element to that legendary scene.
When you compare the Batman series with the Spider-man series, there are a lot of similarities. The third installments were not great but the movies started out very strong. In this case, though, the scoring system that is very real has decided that Batman wins this round. If I had a golden VHS trophy, it'd go to Michael Keaton, but Tobey Mcguire in Spider-man 1 and 2 pulled those movies together and was a strong performer as Peter Parker, and he had a good performance as Spider-man. Batman just has to be a bit more legendary, but this is a very close call. Batman receives a score-tying 5 points. Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Virtua Bat Punch!








































