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Virtua Star #3: Star Wars The Phantom Menace - How George Lucas Retconned a Universe


This is a polarizing topic, no matter how you look at it. Until The Last Jedi existed, this movie was the one that cut an entire fanbase in half. This is the movie that George Lucas used to start a witch hunt for any and every piece of lore in the Star Wars Extended Universe and stamp it out. This entire process would be repeated once again, but that is a story for another day. George Lucas has been seen as Star Wars's one and only creative entity that was involved in its formation. This is absolutely not true. 

The Phantom Menace is the first film in the prequel trilogy, and it is the beginning of his unhinged writing as if everything in the Skywalker Saga was linked together like some very strange quilt that keeps repeating the same patches over and over again. This whole "It's like poetry, it rhymes" mentality he used with this trilogy that meant he needed to bring back every element he could from the original trilogy. No one was there to tell him no, these things were all he could think of. He needed nostalgia bait from the original trilogy in order to give it that original cred that honestly ended up hacking the story up into pieces. This trilogy is made of plotholes more than it is a story. 

George Lucas didn't seem to notice that he disregarded the fans completely and destroyed an entire extended universe in the process. With all of this horrible writing going on with the prequels, even if they got somewhat better, there should have been some thought given to the stories that were written by more capable people. The story of Mara Jade marrying Luke Skywalker, the story of Grand Admiral Thrawn, Boba Fett's escape from the Sarlak Pit. All of these things could have been handled with some grace from the original creator and yet he decided to sweep it all aside. What we got as a result does not make up for what was lost in the process.

The problem was that it was aimed at a younger demographic, hince Jar Jar Binks and his childish demeanor. The fact that he is sidelined in later entries only goes to show that Lucas had no real plan to begin with, and he flat out announces that he wrote these scripts in a hurry. Somehow, Anakin Skywalker created C-3PO and had R2-D2 as a droid. Several times, the story proves that either Obi-Wan was flat out lying to Luke, or he was misremembering certain elements of his story. 

That's not even going into the fact that R2-D2 would still remember the entirety of these events. Even if he couldn't tell them directly to many people, 3PO could easily translate him and he can translate himself through any other computer. Including all of these elements really strips the bounds of many worldbuilding elements present in the original trilogy. So many things are done differently, but so many things are kept the same. Sometimes it works and sometimes it really doesn't. 

Episode 1 does one thing correctly, the lightsaber fighting. These are handled with some of the most amazing choreography ever put to screen and the ending fight scene between Qui Gon Jin, Obi-wan and Maul is harolded as one of the best scenes in general. That, however, is marred with scenes from both an entire other war, and a space battle similar to the Death Star and the Battle on Yavin, if they were piloted by mannequins. Sharing such enormous amounts of screentime between three entire climaxes happening at once was a death stroke for this film. 

With the Gungans and their continuously annoying presence along with some very stilted acting all around, it seems like George was doing it in a bit of a rush. The speed pod race was there to create toys and video games, and it did just that. It was a cute scene and had some good special effects, even beating some of the movies today. It's still undermined by the acting, though. Anakin's very young actor, Jake Lloyd, apparently wasn't given all that great of direction. With Jingle All the Way, he didn't do terribly on the acting front. It's fairly safe to assume that Lucas was not very good with kids. The final space battle was also marred with his very slow and awkward dialogue. 

Ewan McGregor and Liam Neeson are two saving graces for this film. They bring a quiet dignity that cannot be overlooked in the grand scheme of things. They took their roles very seriously and even brought about some of the cooler scenes with the lightsabers with or without their stunt doubles. It really was a shame that Neeson never returned for any of the other entries, as they were rather dumb for killing his character and Darth Maul. They obviously knew this was a mistake because they brought Maul back with a mechanical lower half. 

There were so many things mishandled with this film, it's a little dizzying. It can be looked back on with nostalgia as a less serious, more cartoony look at Star Wars. The prequels got better in some regards, but George never seemed to lose that edge of nostalgia bating both through Yoda and Emperor Palpatine. There were so many more in the series, but those are the two that they really ground out along with Anakin and Obi-wan. The villains became disposable and the storylines became more and more nonsensical. That means nonsensical both in terms of their own storylines and the continuity with the original trilogy. The sad part is, this is not even as bad as Star Wars got, not even by a long shot. However, we are here to celebrate Star Wars for its merits more than stomp on it for its faults, so let's be grateful for how... "good" the prequels turned out. Virtua Midichlorians. 

Virtua Star #2 - I bought Star Wars the Original Trilogy on VHS

Even before Disney's purchase of Star Wars, the franchise wasn't exactly at a high point. It was clear that George Lucas's vision fell flat after he finished the Prequel Trilogy. While it did have its merits, it also had its tremendous downfall, as the prequels took too many liberties with contrivances to the plot and extreme ignorance from the good forces of the Jedi. Many will be quoted to say that the original trilogy was where Star Wars truly peaked and we have never seen and will never see such a meteoric rise in the franchise again. This is where creative forces truly shined. 

Many will argue whether the special editions were worth making and I will argue that they absolutely were. They brought an entire generation, myself included, into the Star Wars franchise, and I bought two Boba Fett toys among a vast array of other little tidbits. It can be seen as a cash grab, which it was, but it was also a way of George Lucas editing his original theatrical release. George did this so much, in fact, that he seems to have lost the original footage and fans have literally come out with a recreation of it. That's the level of fandom we're talking here.

While I did enjoy watching Star Wars in theaters as a small lad, I also came to find out that we had the VHS tapes in our collection already! I was ecstatic! They didn't have the shiny new special effects, but you'd better believe I binged the entire trilogy at home while also watching the special editions in theaters as they came out week by week. While I did fall in love with the SE, though, as I grew older, I came to find out that I had more of a soft spot for the VHS copies I had at home. Of couerse, at this point, those copies are long gone, so I had to find them through a convention. 

It's hard to explain just how important it is that Han Solo shot first. George tried to play up to him being a good guy, but it was that roguish attitude that the public fell in love with in the first place. The fact that he would blow away a bounty hunter to save his own neck is perfectly in line with his moral boundaries. Then came the scene that launched a thousand contraveries around the Star Wars fandom. Jabba the Hutt at the Millenium Falcon. People have lauded and loathed this scene. It's either a cinematic milestone or a very sore looking thumb against other, better special effects. Whatever your thoughts on it, I would have preferred they left it out entirely, rather than putting Jabba's face on a holo screen. The special edition's Jabba scene was rough and crude, but what they did to it afterward was flat out soulless. It's a complicated mess.  

That's the real problem here. George Lucas just got too handsy with his own property and in trying to perfect it, he ended up flawing an already perfect work of art. Art is not meant to be perfected in this way and constantly shoving in new dialogue and special effects only led to Star Wars becoming a convoluted pile of edits and random ADR. For some reason, they even doubled down on Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOOOO" as he does the same thing when he picks up the Emperor before throwing him. One of the biggest jokes and heavily memed moments in the Prequel Trilogy, yet they decide to shove it into the original trilogy. Seriously, I will never buy the blurays.

Is it really too much to ask to give Star Wars to a more respectful, creative thinker? Neither George Lucas or Kathleen Kennedy seemed to know what to do to really pump it for more money after its hayday came and went. After the Special Editions and the Prequels had their run, Star Wars began to wane. Lucas only seemed to know how to poke and prod the original work in order to get money out of it. Any other directions he tried to take the series was a bust. Then we all know how Disney sucked the soul out of Star Wars, but that's a series of articles all its own. Suffice it to say, getting the physical media where the movie was just tweaked slightly for video and sound quality is the way to enjoy it as it was originally intended. The Special Edition was okay enough to bring another generation into Star Wars and it certainly propped up the Prequel Trilogy for success in its run, but it's become much more of a novelty to enjoy it in its much more raw and pure form. Seek out the original trilogy VHS, toys, video games and anything else, it's the stuff that still ages like wine. It will be worth the effort. Stay with the Virtua Force.

Virtua Star #1 - Great Star Wars Games

 Happy May the 4th! Since the definitive Star Wars experience is a distant memory and we pine for Disney to give us any good Star Wars content to consume, it's a good time to remember the good times with the good old Star Wars games. The Sega Saturn, sadly, doesn't have any games within the universe, but it is interesting to note the ones that are on Dreamcast. Beyond, that, though, these games range anywhere from the arcade experience, all the way through PC, Consoles, handhelds and all sorts of ports throughout the ages. Ever since there were video games, there was a Star Wars game, it seems. 

While this may not be entirely true, it does date back to the golden age of Atari systems for the home television and even has a banger of a title on the arcade cabinets of old. While the home console ports were nothing really to write home about, the arcade port was definitely an experience, especially for its time. 

When it comes to science fiction, Star Wars is the piece of the pie that I have always taken. The journey of Luke through his turbulent past and finding out who he truly is through sorrow and warfare has always been a great piece of lore for the ages. There were even some Extended Universe bits that still hold true to this day, but I won't bore you with the details. Here starts a lovely little idea for a Star Wars segment on Virtua Neptune. We just hope we don't need to make any deals with a certain Lord of the Darkside.

                                                                            Star Wars The Arcade Game

Released in 1983 for the arcades, this was a wonder that it even exists. Someone must have really wanted to be an astronaut, because they simulated the experience of fighting in an X-wing almost to a T. This is a game that still holds up today as an arcade experience that anyone should try. If you have the opportunity to play this in a simulated X-wing, do not hesitate to do so! This is mind-numbing, wonderful fun killing TIE fighters and listening to that wonderful old pixelated soundtrack.

                                                                            Star Wars Shadows of the Empire

If you owned a Nintendo 64 system, then you more than likely have at least played this very prolific title. Star Wars was riding high in its original Extended Universe and this was the pinnacle of its labors on top of miles upon miles of literature now burned to ash with the snap of George Lucas's fingers. This title is a landmark of those ancient texts, though, and its Hoth battle level as well as its many wonderful cheat codes have been celebrated for years! The game itself is rather mediocre as it is. The controls can be considered rather harsh to deal with in the later levels, but this title is still looked upon fondly for many old school fans of the franchise.

                                                                              Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic

This game deserves its own review. It is another relic of the Extended Universe with Revan's chapter in the Star Wars franchise. This storyline got a lot more screen time than the other ones and parts of it still exist in what passes as Star Wars lore these days. This is an action RPG and features so many amazing traits you can give your "original character". The highly customizable elements and vast exploratory elements of the Star Wars universe make this a staple for any collection. The sequel is also looked upon fondly, though not as much for several reasons that would suffice in their own entire article. 

                                                                            Star Wars Battle Front 2

The run and gun fun for everyone from the good old version of 2009! Did you really think I would count that intruder among our ranks with the horrible microtransactions and crappy story? HA! Nay! This version is simple: Get to your mission and take down as many battle droids as you can while collecting health and armor powerups! It couldn't get any simpler and you have a limited amount of how many troopers you can use. So, like in real life, your reinforcements are limited to just how good you are and how fast you can get missions done. This is just an all around fun mid-2000's romp with levels from the first game already installed! It's just as good as having both. Enjoy and destroy the opposition!!

                                                                        Star Wars Jedi Academy 

Yet another gem among Star Wars games when you weed through all of them. They really have a great number of diverse titles with a good bit of story involved. Go first person with a blaster or go third person with a lightsaber, it doesn't matter, this game is awesome! The story does take a few too many curves here and there but overall, it's an enjoyable experience. The greatest storywise next to Knights of the Old Republic, if we're being honest. While some of the level progressions can get a bit sketchy and hard to follow at times, this game is definitely worth tracking down and playing for the sheer enjoyment of its retro feel with graphics and gameplay. 

Star Wars goes with gaming like peanut butter and chocolate. The titles are vast and wonderful and with this series of articles, I wish to tackle some of the greatest Star Wars games of the eras. There are a lot of titles to go through and I hope you join me on with Planet Virtua throwing its hat into the science fiction universe with this wondrous collection of titles! Hyperdrive set!

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